Wip! What is happening why are you clothesless nadine who is your little friend there oh my gosh I hope my family don’t see this and judge me.
i ppromise i’m drawing things
but mostly it’s just floating heads
because emotions and junk
also blame bioshock infinite (no spoilers pls;; i think i’m about halfway through but still!!! i am still uncovering mysteries also i like any game which proclaims me to be a false shepherd that’s pretty awesome and yes i will embrace that unholy role)
have a wip
i realised the only drawings of lucifer and lyle that i draw are extremely touchy feely ones i don’t even know why i mean they’re mega good friend/bros but i don’t think they are anything beyond that haha oh my god
hopefully i’m not giving you the wrong impression of their relationship
a bunch of rusty sketches with awful yaoi hands oh no
Have a carlos and a cecil on a tiny sketchbook page. I forgot how to draw these dorks, and ahh I need to get up to date!
01. Name: Michael, also “the saint”
02. Best friend: I don’t think he really has ‘friends’, like he doesn’t have time for that. But I guess he spends a lot of time with Raphael and Gabe because they’re like his assistants or whatever so maybe them?
03. Sexuality: He is basically a non-gendered celestial being in a male humanoid body & he’s never done anything even slightly ‘romantic’ or otherwise with any one. But I dunno, I guess he’s shamefully curious about ladies though.
04. Favorite color: Pale blues & greens, grey.
05. Relationship status: Single and unwilling to mingle stay away from him you harlots
06. Ideal mate: He doesn’t see why this is necessary. He can’t procreate. Angels are made by Maker, not born!
07. Turn-ons: Honestly, I don’t even think he knows. Sometimes he finds himself getting flustered and hot under the collar but he has no idea why.
08. Favorite food: He doesn’t usually eat bc he doesn’t need to, though one time he tried roast lamb & chicken (individually. not some weird hybrid of the two) and he quite liked that.
09. Crushes: He has a begrudging fondness (or tolerance) for Valerie.
10. Favorite music: Ancient, wordless songs. The Hymns of old.
11. Biggest fear: Sharing the fate of his fallen brothers. This is actually a pretty big concern of his! He fears the day that he becomes inefficient or ‘faulty’.
12. Biggest fantasy: Whooo knows.
13. Bad habits: He can be quite insensitive in human company. I mean he has spent loads of time observing human culture and society but he still isn’t very good at putting it into practice so a lot of the time he comes across as rude. He also says that he visits hell so often as part of ‘routine checks’ but really he sort of just likes checking up on Lucifer on his more mellow days & they sort of just hang out.
14. Biggest regret: He tells himself that everything he has done was for the good of everything/everyone bc a power even greater and more omnipotent than himself deemed it necessary so it must be right and true. It’s something that he has to tell himself increasingly. (but just maybe he sometimes falters when he thinks of how much more messed up his brothers became after the fall)
15. Best kept secrets: Oh man he is so good at keeping secrets you would never even know.
16. Last thought: Curse this incessant guttural growling.
17. Worst romantic experience: Idk in the ‘old days’ there was one time (out of many) where he visited a brothel to find Lucifer and one of the working girls tried flirting with him and kissed him on the neck and that ended awfully.
18. Biggest insecurity: That he’s becoming too idk human in his morals? I mean he’s a basically a soldier & he does what he’s told without question bc dude, that’s his Maker/Dad giving the orders - he made a whole bunch of stuff surely he’s in the right? Ie. the whole “oh my gosh what if it stops me from doing my job properly” thing
19. Weapon of choice: His officially sanctioned flaming sword!!!
20. Role Model: Like all angels, he was made in the image of god, his Maker & they all pretty much have this thing where they think Maker is the bees knees so???
also what is up w all this attention lately i
i am not used to it at all and i don’t rreally know what to do about it
"excuse me, you look familiar. are you my neighbour - because you look like The Girl Next Door"
…i’m sorry dude, your pick up lines are gonna have to be better than that to woo me bc right now they are abysmal.
((My literal reaction to this was me trailing off “N-noooooo” and a slow turn away.))
That’s not a very nice thing to say about your brother, how rude.